There’s a town close to here
where everyone’s born
with only one ear -
And everyone hears
Only Half of what's said
(especially if directed
To the earless side of the head)
It's a problem, indeed.
The mayor declared
Ears should come in pairs
As he spoke to the folks
that filled the town square:
And those that heard him agreed;
And those that didn't just stared.
So he formed a committee
That met for two weeks,
That drank gallons of coffee
And went without sleep
but in spite of their efforts
had nothing new to report
So when the Mayor spoke
To the gathered town folk
He
apologetically said:
We're sorry to say
We still have no idea -
We could find no way
To resolve the lack ears
on both sides of our heads.
And with nothing more to to say
They watched the Mayor
trudge wearily away
With the Committee in tow
To their awaiting pillows
And soft feather beds
To enjoy a good snore.
For the rest of the day.
"Wait, there is one solution,"
Quipped a small boy of ten,
"Simply turn your head,
The side with the ear,
In the speaker's direction
And you'll hear loud and clear
Every word that is said."
So they gave it a try
and were pleasantly surprised -
And all now agree, or mostly all do,
That this simple technique
Of just turning one's cheek
Makes one ear as useful as two.
For in good conversation
Is not only how well you speak
But it’s also how well you listen
(So, just turn your cheek)