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The scariest witch that I ever knew
Had two knobby knees and legs that were bowed
And limped with a limp and wore just one shoe
Had warts on her lips from eating small toads!
The scariest witch that I ever knew
Had hair on her back and hands like a chimp
Had one loose tooth and a tongue that was blue
And breath that smelled like a bucket of shrimp!
The scariest witch that I ever knew
Had fungus and mold instead of real skin -
And a mixed up face like a pot of stew:
One eye looked out and the other looked in!
The scariest witch that I ever knew
Had not just one but two separate heads
I swear this to you, I swear it is true!
One was alive and the other was dead!
The scariest witch that I ever knew
Had long finger nails as sharp as steel knives
That scraped on the sky whenever she flew
And if you got too close she’d scratch you, too!
The scariest witch that I ever knew
Isn't any of those I just described -
It's the one that’s standing right next to you –
Well, gotta run – it's been fun – so good bye!
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